Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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