The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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