Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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