You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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