so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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