I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You are the jesus of drinking
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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