No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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