Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
well you can't waste a boner
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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