all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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