apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I intend to get homeless drunk
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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