im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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