So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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