yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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