Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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