my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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