That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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