office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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