Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
smell my finger.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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