we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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