I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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