Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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