Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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