So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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