I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
do nipples grow back?
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