I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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