We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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