It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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