My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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