just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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