Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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