i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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