I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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