Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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