Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You're like the curious george of whores
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
