I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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