Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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