Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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