That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he thought i was a dude.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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