I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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