I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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