New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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