why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
