Sry I called you an 8
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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