great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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