But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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