Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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