He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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