its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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