**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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