none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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