Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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