belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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