I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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